If you have what you say you have, I’ll make you rich. If you don’t, I’ll make you into shoes.

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californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

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hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

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thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

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bonanzajellybean:

im-still-in-shock:

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

HE EATS PEOPLE

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raiecha:

'Short version; Not. Dead.' - Sherlock fan-art, references from ‘The Empty Hearse.’

'Suddenly one is aware you're staring into the face of an old friend.

Interesting thing, A tuxedo. Gives distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters. Well… Short version; Not. Dead.’

HONHONHON.

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was sherlock’s druggie name shezza because he watches jezza kyle

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ex0skeletal:

Disney Elementals: Belle, Ariel, Mulan, Cinderella, Jasmine and Snow White by CeruleanRaven on deviantART

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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House Common Rooms

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jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

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maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

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